Craziest Captain D's moment to date:

Just a normal, slow day and I was refilling stuff around the register when my boss (a blonde girl a couple years younger than I) pulls me into a conversation that I was unaware was going on between her and one of the cooks in the back. "If I ask you a question would you take it in the wrong way?" she asks. I pause. This sounds like a Taco Bell moment in the making.

"Probably not."

And then she proceeds to ask me a question which I will not relate here as I'm trying to make this blog G rated rather than PG or PG-13. It had to do with what I look for in a potential spouse's physical form. This most definitely is a Taco Bell moment so I take a second to answer.

"Actually, I'd have to say neither," I reply as it was a "Do you like this or this?" sort of question.

"So you're more of a face person?" she asks.

"Yeah. Their face is pretty significant." I pause again. "Also brainy. I don't want a dumb blonde."

And of course I hadn't thought about my boss's hair color before responding in this fashion and so both of my coworkers are like "Oooooohhhhhh!" and they're both smiling knowing I probably didn't mean it like that but I'm like "Crap! I totally didn't mean it like that!" haha It was interesting to say the least. Sorry if I offended anyone by relating this story. Can't wait to get a new job where such things are not discussed in forums like that one. :) Pray for my job search, everyone!